

Now peep this, see the dark spot on the left of the telephone pole…yeah the giant piss stain, one piss doesn’t make a stain like that, nor does two or three… and to the right we have, yes, hella-hella human shit and piss…so much so that someone decided to kitty litter it…kitty litter! This is San Francisco in a nut shell, Gavin Newsome helping gay marriage, having the San Francisco Graffiti Super Huddle to bring SF residents and business owners together to do something about the graffiti ‘problem’. A problem that you cant step in, or get sick from, or that flies breed in, but one that gets solved with a coat of paint or some paint thinner. Everytime I leave the city, I remark on no matter where I go, NY, LA where ever, that its remarkably clean, no shit, no piss, no bummys, no panhandlers. Everytime that I return the first thing that I notice is the smell of piss on a hot sidewalk in the daytime or the ever familiar stench of human feces that comes from drugs, alcohol and the Burger King Dollar Menu…So thanks Mr. Mayor for making the city a better place, at city hall, and the marina, and russian hill, but not downtown, soma, third st, the mission, lower haight or the tl. We’ll just buy more kitty litter, and wait to attend some weddings.- Mr.Perfect
Taken from the
Mr. Perfect blog on the
Upper Playground site.